Hey.
Oh, hello, Kodaka-senpai.
Oh, it's you, Rika?
The first thing you have to say is that you're disappointed?
Never mind that, where are your glasses?
I thought it might be nice to go without glasses every now and then.
I guess you could call it an image change.
So you switched to contacts?
My glasses have always been fake.
My vision's perfect.
Why would you wear fake glasses?
For fashion, of course!
I never imagined you'd ever say the word "fashion".
Then how about "matching the archetype"?
That's makes more sense.
I'm slightly bothered that you accepted that so easily.
But anyway, what do you think of me now, Senpai?
The best metaphor I can think of is a single wildflower, blooming on a hill.
If I had to talk about preferences, to be perfectly honest...
it's smack in the middle of my strike zone.
Wh-What are you saying, Senpai?!
Huh? Did I just say that out loud?
With passion!
What was that for?
No reason.
Just go die.
Aniki...
What's up with all of you?
Kodaka-senpai!
Be My Friend
Be my friend
shiranai furi shitatte
Even if you pretend you don't know
Be My Side
Stand by me
zenbu kidzuiteta yo
I know you've already realized it
mou ippo
One more step
kimi no tonari ni ikou
I'll try getting closer to you now
sono te ni datte todokisou sa
It feels like I could even reach your hand
presented by Mazui
souzou ijou da ne jetcoaster na mainichi
Every day is a roller coaster, wilder than you can imagine
hiki shite mae wo muite
Laughing and crying, facing forward,
itsumo kakenuketan da
And always running straight ahead
zutto tsudzuki ga shinai ne
It feels like something happens, but that's the end
bokura no jikan wa
That's how our lives go
ima shika nai kara
This moment is all we have
kono shunkan kizamitsukeyou
So let's burn it into our memories
Be My Friend
Be my friend
shiranai furi shitatte
Even if you pretend you don't know
Be My Side
Stand by me
zenbu kidzuiteta yo
I know you've already realized it
mou ippo
One more step
kimi no tonari ni ikou
I'll try getting closer to you now
te toreru you ni
So I can hold your hand
Be My Friend
Be my friend
miagete bakari datte
I'm always looking up at you
Be My Side
Stand by me
akogareteru ima mo
But even if I want to be more like that
mou ippo
One more step
nando demo te wo nobasou
I'll reach out as many times as I need to
ano hoshi datte todokisou sa
It feels like I could even reach that star
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I had no idea you saw me in such a sexual manner!
Okay, let's get busy! Right now!
Idiot!
Whoops!
I'm sorry, that wasn't very elegant of me.
This should be done with proper Japanese manners.
Please get busy with me, Senpai.
How was that elegant?
Why do you have to be so... Rika?
You're that disappointed?
You're going to make me cry.
Alright, I guess I'll do some studying.
And you don't even try to ease the pain you caused my heart?
Too cruel!
But actually...
It's cruel, but...
It turns me on!
Fine.
I'll just escape to the 2D world and console my broken heart.
Sena-senpai, mind if I use the TV?
Sure.
Are you playing a game?
I want to watch this anime.
I just got this movie from Amazoness yesterday. It's Homo Game C—
What kind of lewd garbage are you trying to play in the clubroom?!
It's not lewd!
It's true that this is based on an adult BL game,
but they removed all the graphic scenes from the anime version,
and it now it's reborn as something even kids can enjoy!
Some scenes in the movie are quite sexy, but it's rated for all ages!
Who cares about all that?
I care!
Look at it carefully!
Don't bring that so close to me!
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There's no adult-restricted symbol, right?
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Even so, there's no way that such a suspicious cover with such a suspicious name could be anything decent.
I don't think it's right to judge something by its cover without giving its contents a chance.
That's true. It's not good to judge something based on how it looks.
Kodaka-senpai!
If you're going to reject it, do so after you've seen what's inside.
Judging things based on looks alone...
That's just cruel.
If Kodaka says so, then...
I knew you'd understand, Kodaka-senpai!
Let's watch it together then, Yozora-senpai!
They redid the TV series and added some new scenes so first-time viewers shouldn't have any issues.
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Entranced
Wanna do it?
I'm not interested in homo games!
It's a fan-made game?
Looks interesting.
Will you do it, Fumio?
Leave it to me, Koyomi!
I can't believe our game didn't sell a single copy!
You idiot!
Sales numbers aren't what's important!
I will destroy the Homo Game Club!
Very Dangerous!!
I'll never allow you to!
I can't see, guys...
Even if it means fighting the entire world...
I will protect you no matter what.
That's what I should be saying.
Let's fight together to protect what's precious to us!
What do you think, Yozora-senpai?
It's alright, I suppose.
I see. So that's how it was.
Thank you for telling me, Koyomi.
Fumio...
The End
Those two hours just flew by...
That was wonderful.
Rika...
Yes?
Why did Koyomi and Fumio... um...
K-Kiss at the end?
Why?
When you're completely in tune with each others' feelings, of course you'll kiss!
B-But they're just friends...
Yet...
Of course! That's what it means to be human.
But still, for friends to do something like that...
Isn't that weird?
It's not weird at all!
When your hearts are intertwined, it's only natural for your bodies to follow after!
It doesn't matter if you're just friends, or both men,
you kiss and go to bed with anyone you like!
That is the law of the natural world!
Don't just throw in "both men" in there like it's normal.
I see...
So even friends kiss...
I admit to being prejudiced against this earlier.
Does that mean you've also awakened to yaoi?
N-Not a chance!
I'm just saying that Homo Game Club wasn't bad.
That's all.
I'm glad you enjoyed it!
If you have any other good anime like that, feel free to bring them.
Okay!
I've finally found a partner in crime!
But I mustn't make any mistakes at this delicate stage!
Keep calm, Shiguma Rika!
"There's No Way My D*ck Can Be This Cute!" is a hardcore masterpiece,
but there's no all-ages version for it.
And "Rub! Nyarlo-san" goes right into tentacle stuff...
Hey, Yozora!
What, Meat?
Don't give me that!
How can you call the galge I play gross and lewd, but Rika's homo anime is okay?!
Don't compare an anime about the ultimate camaraderie between men
to your games that are about nothing but sticking it into girls, stupid Meat.
I won't let you make fun of galge!
Then how about you read this scene you're playing out loud?
Though it seems that such dirty dialogue might be too much for even for you.
I just happened to be on that part of the route...
By the way, I'd have no problem reading out any scene in Homo Game Club.
It's a masterpiece, after all.
Then do it!
This scene? I remember it.
Even if it means fighting the entire world...
I will protect you no matter what.
That's what I should be saying.
Let's fight together to protect what's precious to us!
Why did they have to put such cool lines right there?!
Fine, we'll do another scene.
No matter what may stand before me to bar my way,
nothing will stop me from walking this path!
Damn it, why is full of nothing but great lines?!
Because they took all the best scenes from the TV series!
If you aren't allowed to say you love what you love,
does that not mean that something is wrong with the world?
Damn it, another cool line!
And from a stupid musclehead, too!
Don't look down on Misao.
I'm amazed she memorized that all...
That should be enough from me.
Meat.
Why don't you do yours now?
What's wrong, Meat?
If there truly is nothing shameful about your game, then go ahead and read this scene out loud.
Go on.
Go on!
Fine! I'll do it!
Just like that anime said!
If you aren't allowed to say you love what you love, then something's wrong with the world!
I love "One Day I Suddenly Got a Little Sister with Blonde Twin-Tails and I Can't Hold Myself Back Anymore".
I'll fight the world to keep its reputation pure if I have to!
What's with that title?
I-I'm reading it.
Onii-chan's big, hot p—
P-what?
Onii-chan's b-big, hot p—
Say it louder! Clearly! With feeling!
Onii-chan's big, hot pe—
She did it...
Don't think you can push me around forever.
I never imagined the dialogue went that far...
Well?
I read it all.
Get it now? This game isn't shameful in any way whatsoever!
Y-Yeah...
I lost. You win.
Hey! Look at me and say it!
That scene was a bit much even for me...
Pardon my rudeness, but I wasn't aware you were such a pervert.
Well, um...
I understand that you love that game very much.
I'm sorry for making fun of you.
Yozora's a perverted homo game maniac!
Finally! Finals are over!
Hey, little lost sheep over there!
Come on now! Don't ignore me, little lamb!
To turn your back on a servant of God like me is to be a sinner who has turned his back on God.
Sorry, but are you talking to me?
Yup. Intercourse.
I mean, of course!
Man, my back...
Your back?
Do you need something from me?
I just wanted to say that I'd listen to any troubles you might have.
I'm a sister, after all.
Well, I can't say that I don't have any, but...
I understand. Life has its troubles.
Enough to make you turn delinquent and dye your hair like that.
Um...
If this is about my hair, I'm sorry but this is its natural color.
Huh? It's natural?
Oh, I see. It's natural.
Well, life has its troubles!
She changed the topic.
Sorry to stop you, then.
But if you've ever got any troubles, come by the counseling room.
I'm Takayama Kate.
Some kids call me Kate-chan or Mother Kate.
Takayama?
Onii-chan!
It's Onii-chan!
It's an Onii-chan!
Oh right, Maria, is this person—
Wh-Why is the old hag talking to Onii-chan?!
So you do know her.
Maria...
Who's an old hag? Tell me.
Stop it, stupid poopy old hag!
It's not "old hag", it's "Onee-sama"!
Shut up, poopy shit old hag!
"Poopy shit" is redundant, poopy shit Maria!
Ow!
Die! Die! Poopy old hag!
Poop!
Come on, say it. Call me "Onee-sama".
Ow! Ow! Ow!
I'm sorry! It's my fault!
Onee-sabitch!
So you can still say it, you little brat!
No! Forgive me, Onee-sama!
So, you must be Hasegawa Kodaka-kun.
Y-Yes.
I see.
I hear a lot about you from my little sister here.
Your little sister?
That's right. I'm Maria's older sister.
I see...
So you're the rumored Kodaka-oniichan?
As you know, she's a really stupid sister.
Thanks for keeping watch over her, Kodaka-kun.
Onii-chan'd be Onii-chan even without you asking, shitty old hag!
You'd better do some work!
Not doing it!
Good grief.
Man, how'd my sister end up so stupid?
Right?
Uh...
But I'm pretty grateful to you guys.
Us?
The Neighbors Club, was it?
Maria's been a lot livelier since she started moderating it.
Really? I got the feeling she'd always been lively...
No, she wasn't.
The only thing that idiot could ever really do was study.
She got full of herself and looked down on everyone else.
It only got worse whenever she skipped grades.
That why I'm really grateful to you and your sister...
Poopy Vampire-chan, was it?
And Mikazuki Yozora. I'm particularly grateful to her.
Yozora?
We didn't know how to deal with Maria.
We were stuck.
Mikazuki-san forced Maria to come out of her shell without taking no for an answer.
That's what Maria really needed.
She was the first person that Maria couldn't play her "I know more than you" card on.
I never imagined anyone would be grateful to Yozora.
But forcing a kid to run around school naked is kind of wrong, you know?
I'm sorry! It won't happen again.
But anyway, be nice to me too, Onii-chan.
Of course...
Wait, "Onii-chan"?
If you're Maria's Onii-chan, then you're my Onii-chan too, right?
I'm 15, after all.
What?!
Well then, bye-bye, Onii-chan!
Whoops, I farted!
Kodaka?
I thought you'd already be in the club room.
Well, I ran into this weirdo...
Weirdo?
By the way, Kodaka...
Huh?
The finals are over...
Yeah.
I've heard that friends compare answers after a test.
Oh, yeah. Some places have traditions like that.
Y-Yeah. What a pointless tradition.
But Kodaka,
once we do make friends, we may encounter a situation where we need to compare answers.
Yeah, maybe.
S-So let's practice comparing answers now in case such a situation does happen.
O-Okay. Sure.
Then how about question 4 in part 3 of math?
Math? That was on the first day of finals.
I don't remember my answer, or even the question.
That's the one I'm least sure of.
What question was it?
It was a proof worth 15 points.
Oh, that one.
My proof got really long. I'm not sure about it.
And isn't it a bit hard to check the answer for a proof just talking?
You're right.
It might be better to just make small talk with "Yeah, that one was hard," or "Yeah, I'm not sure about it."
Alright.
That question sure was hard.
Y-Yeah, it was.
Let's compare answers for another question.
Could we do a multiple choice question or a fill in the blank?
One from today, if possible.
What question was I unsure about...
How about question 11 in part 2 of Japanese history?
Hold on a second.
After Houjou Tokimune's death, the magistrate Adachi Yasumori was defeated by the Houjou family steward, (11).
This is Taira Yoritsuna, right? I'm sure of it.
Well, I know that,
but there's the chance that I miswrote the character "tsuna" as the character "ami".
Why should I care about that?!
I hope I wrote the right one.
Which one was "tsuna" and which one was "ami"?
Sure, they look similar, but...
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Maybe you wrote Taira Yoriami on your answer sheet?
Crap! Now I'm not sure of myself either!
I'm pretty sure I wrote "tsuna"...
But do you really know you did?
Now I'm not sure about something I was sure on...
Comparing answers is frightening!
Yeah.
Then how about question 18 in part 2 next?
In the first year of the Shouchuu Era, (18), Emperor Godaigo...
I just filled in random numbers for this.
1324 CE.
Oh, Sena, you're here?
Hey, what're you two doing? Comparing answers?
Yeah.
Then I'll let you compare answers with me!
Consider how lucky you are to get to compare answers with my perfect answer sheet.
We don't need you. Get lost.
Come on! Let me compare answers too!
Then question 5 in part 3 of math.
That was... 4√(5).
How do they know the question just from the number?
Question 3, passage 1 in part 2 of literature?
An irregular conjugation of an s-stem verb!
Not a regular conjugation of a godan—
You got that one wrong, Yozora?
Come on, what's the next question?
That's enough.
Comparing answers is a waste of time.
Our scores won't change either way.
Now she's being a sore loser?
Hey, wait, Yozora!
Ask another question! Come on!
You can make it as hard as you want!
No. It's no fun comparing answers with you.
What?! That's what Yamamoto-san who sat next to me in my second year of middle school said!
I'd rather compare my answers with Tomo-chan than you.
Hey, Tomo-chan,
what'd you write for question 7 in part 2 of biology?
Come on! Stop being creepy and talking to yourself! Talk to me!
Oh, and the answer was the Calvin-Benson cycle!
I didn't know, but I wrote "the Calvin-Benson cycle".
Oh, you wrote that too, Tomo-chan?
What a relief!
Come on! Talk to me, Yozora!
hikatta hazu no ano hoshi
That star that used to always shine in the sky
hikatta hazu no ano hoshi
That star that used to always shine in the sky
mayotta kumo ga jama shite mienaku naru
The clouds covered it up so I couldn't see it, I got lost
mayotta kumo ga jama shite mienaku naru
The clouds covered it up so I couldn't see it, I got lost
nani wo shinjitara ii
What should I believe?
nani wo shinjitara ii
What should I believe?
fuantei sugiru sekai de
The world is just too fickle
fuantei sugiru sekai de
The world is just too fickle
sodatta takaramono kowashikaketeta
I nearly broke the treasure that I found there
sodatta takaramono kowashikaketeta
I nearly broke the treasure that I found there
nakusu no ga kowakute
I was so scared of losing it
nakusu no ga kowakute
I was so scared of losing it
fujouri datte tameiki tsuki
I know it's crazy, I heaved a sigh
fujouri datte tameiki tsuki
I know it's crazy, I heaved a sigh
torikago de agaketa hibi
Those days we spent clawing at our cages
torikago de agaketa hibi
Those days we spent clawing at our cages
onaji sora wo miagetetan da
But we both looked up to see
onaji sora wo miagetetan da
But we both looked up to see
bokura wa
The same sky
bokura wa
The same sky
kimi no te wo nigitta toki
When I took and squeezed your hand,
kimi no te wo nigitta toki
When I took and squeezed your hand,
nigirikaeshite kuretan da
You just squeezed my hand back
nigirikaeshite kuretan da
You just squeezed my hand back
tsunagatta kono te wa
This pair of hands, held together
tsunagatta kono te wa
This pair of hands, held together
donna hane yori tsuyoin da
Can take us farther than if we had wings
donna hane yori tsuyoin da
Can take us farther than if we had wings
tsubasa nante nakutatte
You don't need to have wings
tsubasa nante nakutatte
You don't need to have wings
motto takaku toberu kara
We can fly even higher than that
motto takaku toberu kara
We can fly even higher than that
kitto ima nara daijoubu
I'm sure that we'll be okay
kitto ima nara daijoubu
I'm sure that we'll be okay
oozora kagayaku hoshi wo tsukamou
Let's grab hold of that star shining in the sky
oozora kagayaku hoshi wo tsukamou
Let's grab hold of that star shining in the sky
Finals are finally over.
It's a good thing I studied every day, but it was still pretty hard.
The reason why our finals are after summer vacation is because our school is on a semester system.
Who are you explaining that to?
Anyway, we're done with finals, so—
Yeah! We'd better start studying for the next test!
You can't be serious!
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Kodaka, so you really were a siscon?